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From: Week on Wheels <wow /at/ lfns.co.uk>
Subject: [wow] Week on Walls
Date: Wed, 12 Nov 2008 13:56:16 +0000

==THIS WEEK==

On FRIDAY, Lead Marshal Richard will be taking us on a tour of the
Walls of Old London.

Aldgate, Ludgate, Newgate, Aldersgate, Bishopsgate, Moorgate ...
London Wall. Ever noticed a theme in the naming of central London
roads? Old London was a walled city, with seven major gates. Today
the locations of six gates are commemorated in the placement and
naming of six major London roads. The seventh, poor old Cripplegate,
doesn't get much respect. It's remembered with a mere back-alley
just a few metres long, in the wrong place, and without even a
proper signpost. But that don't fool us...

On Friday we will visit all seven -gate streets, and the *true* site
of the Cripplegate. Thrown in at no extra are Barbican, London Wall
(street) and Tower of London, plus a few lesser known gems: Castle
Baynard street, once site of Castle Baynard, the western counterpart
to the Tower of London and a setting for Shakespeare's Richard III
(now a rather cool tunnel). We'll also scoot through Paternoster
square and the arches of Wren's Temple Bar, only surviving gate of
the old city of London, featured in the writings of one Charles
Dickens, and now pleasantly devoid of the decapitated heads which
once adorned it. And keep your eyes open for the scattered surviving
fragments of the old wall itself!

All this, and a sprint home along the smooth surfaces of Embankment
and Victoria. How could you possibly miss out?

Fact fans can find out more about the history stuff from Richard's
carefully selected Wiki references:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/London_Wall
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temple_Bar,_London
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baynard%27s_Castle

Richard has highlighted the gates and other points of interest on
this week's route map, which you can find at
http://www.lfns.co.uk/rt.php/20081114. (At the time of writing not
all the labels were working but we hope to have this fixed later in
the week.)

Please note that the second half of this route involves a steep
downhill section with a tight left-hander at the bottom (it also has
some uphills!). You must be able to stop, turn, and control your
speed on an incline to participate safely. As ever, you skate at
your own risk.


SUNDAY: The Sound of Music. No, it's not another costume skate
just "a few of my favorite things", pulled together to make a fun
skate round the West End, Bloomsbury and Mayfair, by this weeks LM
Alan. Half time at Coram's Fields.

http://www.lfns.co.uk/rt.php/20081116


==LAST WEEK==

FRIDAY saw the one of the rare Friday-Night-One-Way-Skates (FNOWS)
from Hyde Park Corner to Victoria station, via Chelsea, Battersea,
and Westminster. Despite our best attempts to speed up the skate the
rain caught up with us just before the end; so we did not make it
home, we did not pass Go, and we did not collect our money. Still,
if you call your skate Galloping Gertie it is naturally drawn
towards wetness, as an independent witness remarked. Fun was had,
bearings are squeaky.

SUNDAY - Right. Let's review the scoreboard:

Autumn weather: 2
Spring Stroll: 0

That about sums it up.

In related news the Marshals Executive Committee has unanimously
voted to block Richard from leading the Spring Stroll again until
it's actually spring. NORTHERN spring!


==A LOCAL SKATE FOR LOCAL PEOPLE==

Last Saturday saw a special extra skate for those of us who love
living in London so much that the idea of skating for over an hour
in pouring rain whilst dressed in silly costumes was just too good
to miss. Yes, it was the Lord Mayor's Show, described by the BBC as
the largest unrehearsed procession in Europe. Twenty five skaters
decided to take the 'unrehearsed' bit very seriously indeed by
practising a 'dance' routine that proved to work significantly
better on dry flat roads at a slow walking pace than it did on wet
hills at a brisk trot. The piles of horse manure, which also
presumably put the Lord Mayor's Show in contention for other
European records, were just an added bonus.

Strangely, despite the rain, the poo, the bright yellow clothing and
the total chaos that Louise's careful choreography degenerated into
almost from the start, a hugely good time was had by all. The
enthusiastic applause of the audience (who seemed even wetter than
us) suggested that some other people were enjoying it too.

Those meanies at the BBC cut us out in favour of a long interview
with the Head Boy of somewhere or other in the float ahead of us.
He'd won an essay prize and seven million viewers now know just how
proud he is of that. I think they would have rather watched CJ's
impressive breakdancing - or was it just a fall? We know but we're
not telling.

Anyone who wants the tiniest glimpse of the idiocy should check out
BBC iPlayer around 25 minutes in. But don't blink or you'll miss it.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00fh4xq/The_Lord_Mayors_Show_20
08


==SANTASKATE! GET YOUR TICKETS WHILE THEY'RE HOT==

The rain on Sunday meant one less skate for you to buy your
SantaSkate tickets at. We told you last week, so we won't tell you
again. They're a Good Thing. Buy them now.


==YET MORE IDEAS FOR SPENDING YOUR XMAS BUDGET==

With Christmas approaching [Sort of: there's still over a month to
go - Ed] there's still time to buy one of the our new and rather
splendid range of T-Shirts, sweatshirts and other apparel. Most
people will probably buy them simply because they look fab - and
we're not just saying that, they really really do!! After all,
Caoimhin designed them, and many of you know what a fabulous
designer he is. You might also like to know that all the proceeds go
to fund the LFNS and Sunday Stroll.

The shirts are made to order and supplied from the USA, and we've
found it takes about two weeks from placing the order to receiving
the shirt. The value range of cotton shirts cost around £15 ex.
postage, and performance micro fibre fabric ones that wick away
sweat faster than the speed of love, well they cost just a little
more. So waste not a minute, and be among the first to wear one.

More info at http://www.lfns.co.uk/tshirts.php


==MEANWHILE, AN IDEA THAT DOESN'T COST ANYTHING==

Free movies online!

The LFNS and Sunday Stroll helmet cam crew has been busy lately,
resulting in three new videos being posted on our web site. Click
the link below to visit the skate's page on our site, and then chose
one of the two links in the "Movie" section on the right hand side
of the screen to see the video:

* Roggie's recent excursion "Up the Arsenal" -
http://www.lfns.co.uk/rt.php/20081024
* Halloween Skate - http://www.lfns.co.uk/rt.php/20081031
* Battersea Sunday Stroll (2nd Nov) -
http://www.lfns.co.uk/rt.php/20081102


==RITALOUT==

Some of us hadn't recovered from Halloween before we got all hyper
about the Lord Mayor's Show and SantaSkate is practically on us and
then we have to buy all our Xmas pressies (lots of LFNS T shirts)
and then it's Christmas and we're all so excited we think we're
going to have to lie down in a darkened room till we see you on
Friday.

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